Draft Board
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Best Available
—Player Board · 2026
300 draftable for the upcoming draft — consensus rank, tiers, projections and ADP, blended from ESPN and real-draft data. Keepers and players already drafted are off the board. Sort any column; this powers the live Best Available board too.
Projections & ranks: ESPN (league scoring). ADP: ESPN + Fantasy Football Calculator 12-team PPR consensus (spread = draft high–low). Refreshes nightly.
2026 Keeper Declarations
Owners declare their own; the commish can edit anyone's. Cost auto-computed from the CBA. Declared keepers are pinned onto the Draft Board in the round they cost.
2026 Keeper Value Board
Every 2025 roster priced by the CBA and weighed against this year's ADP. ＋ bargain · − overpay. yr2 = a 2025 keeper with one year left; those acquired in 2023 are at the 2-yr max and can't be kept.
Keeper Rules
The CBA in brief — full text in the Rulebook. Try combinations on the Keeper Calc tab.
§ Who you can keep
- Keep up to 2 players each year — or one, or none.
- At most one from rounds 1–4: one from 1–4 + one from 5–17, or two from 5–17, or two waiver pickups.
- Max 2 seasons per player — the two years after they're drafted / picked up. A player acquired in 2023 can't be kept in 2026.
- You can't keep the same two players in back-to-back years.
- You still must draft a K and DST.
§ What it costs
- Keep a player drafted in Round N → forfeit your Round N−1 pick. Year 2 climbs one more round (N−2).
- Round 1 keeper: forfeit R1 + R10 (yr 1) / R1 + R9 (yr 2), plus a comp pick after R15.
- Waiver keeper costs an 8th, then a 7th.
- Cost is capped at Round 10 (never cheaper). Traded players use their original draft round.
2025 Keepers (reference)
What everyone kept into last season, and the pick it cost.
Keeper Cost Calculator
Pick a team and up to two players — see what keeping them costs in 2026, with the CBA rules enforced.
§ Keeper rules
- Keep up to 2. At most one from rounds 1–4.
- Cost = the pick one round before where you drafted them; year 2 climbs one more round.
- R1 keeper = R1 + R10 (yr 1) / R1 + R9 (yr 2) + comp pick. Waiver = 8th, then 7th.
- Capped at R10. Max 2 seasons post-acquisition — 2023-acquired players can't be kept in 2026.
- Can't keep the same two players back-to-back.
Owners
The twelve franchises — plus Andrew Bessette, first replacement owner.
2025 Final Rosters
How last season ended — every team's roster and how each player was acquired. Each row shows the 2026 keeper cost (🔒), or ✗ can't keep for players at the 2-year max. Pulled from ESPN.
Record Book
Every game since 2011 — — in total. Top scores, head-to-head & all-time marks, from ESPN.
Top Single-Game Scores
The 20 biggest weeks ever. Tap a row for the lineup, where ESPN archived it.
Biggest Player-Weeks
The best single-week performances by any player on a roster, all-time.
Draft Steals & Busts
Season points vs. where they went — late-round heists and first-round faceplants (keepers excluded).
Points Left on the Bench
The worst "started the wrong guys" weeks — plus career lineup efficiency.
Luck & Weekly Highs
Record vs. all-play expectation (schedule luck), and the most weekly-high (BFD) scores.
Streaks & Playoffs
Longest runs and postseason records.
All-Time Head-to-Head
Regular-season records — read across: the row owner's record vs each column.
All-Time · Regular Season
Career records & scoring (min. 20 games).
Trade Ledger
2026 pick ownership, this cycle's deals, the 2025 in-season trades, and every pick that moved on the 2025 board.
'26 Traded Picks — Draft Ownership
Which 2026 draft picks changed hands in 2025-season trades. They attribute automatically on the live board (shown as “via”). Source: commissioner records — ESPN can't log pick trades.
Live This Cycle
'25 In-Season Trades
Full player-and-pick deals from the 2025 season, per commissioner records. Pick components (2026 picks) are the “via” assets you see attributed on the draft board.
'25 Draft-Day Pick Swaps
Champions
The Colin Smith Memorial Trophy. Documented from the archive — help fill the gaps.
2025 Final Standings
Regular-season records & playoff finish, from ESPN.
Payout Structure · $3,600 Purse
Where the money goes each season.
The Rulebook
The Fully Grown Spanky's CBA, distilled. Full doc governs.
Scoring · PPR
1 point per reception. Key values below.
Trash Talk
The league board. Bust balls, talk your book, run your mouth — just don't be a piece of shit: slurs, hate and threats get bounced automatically, and the commish can nuke anything.
The Wire
League dispatches — power rankings, recaps, awards, commissioner announcements. Straight from the front office.